Two bowling teams, one of all blondes and one of all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City.

The brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus and the blonde team rides on the top level.  The brunette team down below is whooping it up having a great time, when one of them realizes she doesn't hear anything from the blondes upstairs.

She decided to go up and investigate.  When the brunette reached the top, she found all the blondes frozen in fear, staring straight ahead at the road and clutching the seats in front of them.  They all had white knuckles.

She asked, "What the heck's going on up here?  We're having a blast downstairs!"

One of the blondes looked up and said to her, "Yeah, but you've got a driver!"

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