Plane Problems (Humor)

An airplane was about to crash, and there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes.  The first passenger, Bill Clinton said "I am the president of the United States, and I, being the leader of nearly 300 million people, and a superpower, have an immense responsibility to survive.", so he takes the first parachute, and bails out of the plane.

The second passenger said, "I'm Antoine Walker, one the best NBA's best basketball players, and the Boston Celtics need me, so I can't afford to die."  He took the second parachute and left the plane.

The third passenger, Hillary Clinton, said  "I am the wife of the President of the United States, and a New York Senator, and I am clearly the smartest woman in the world", so she takes the third parachute and exits the plane.

The fourth passenger, Pope John Paul the second, says to the fifth passenger, a 10 year old boy scout "I am old and frail and I don't have many years left, so as a Christian gesture and good deed, I will sacrifice my life and let you take the last parachute.

The boy scout said "It's OK, there's a parachute left for you.  The world's smartest woman took my backpack."

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